This was just too funny not to share with you. What started out as a news report of an intruder trying to assault Antoine Dodson’s sister spread like wild fire on the web and a new meme was born….
The Bed Intruder News clip. (over 8 million views)
Adding Auto-tune to the news can have the most amazing effects. This video by the Gregory Brothers.
The Lyrics…
he’s climbin in your windows
he’s snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y’all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they’re rapin errbody out here
you don’t have to come and confess
we’re lookin for you
we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy
we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb–for real
you are really, really, really, really so dumb
i was attacked by some idiot in the projects
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so
chorus
bout 5’9″, 5’10″
coffee complexion, low cut like a caesar
with some little waves in his head
clean cut, very smooth face
seein my sister when i walked in
he had his hands around her neck
first thing was to pull him off of her
and that’s what i did
chorus
well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park
are you serious, my boy?
i got your t-shirt
i got your scent
i know what shoe size you wear, my boy
so you can run and hide
but we’re gonna find you, find you
chorus x2 (with ballet dancers, orchestra, choir, etc.)
Half a million views for a school marching band’s version of the Bed Intruder.
