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SEO P.I.M.P.

3 Comments 26 September 2011

This SEO video by GIT only has 65 views. It’s not moserious the SEO rapper but it is damn funny. Before you have the swagger of the SEO PIMP you need to know the SEO Fundamentals.

I’d love a transcript of the video. What are your favourite lyrics?

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  • Tory McGill

    With compliments: 

    **CHORUS** x 2

    If you want to be like me

    You got to stay search
    friendly

    I’m rocking with the G.I.T

    Coz I’m the SEO PIMP

     

    Check out my ride I used to
    be position 193

    Black hat got me Google
    penalty

    Web developer cloaking my IP

    Got the SEO paid for my
    Mazaratti

    Position 1 know how it’s done
    no longer 401

    Just 365 247 and making a
    tonne

    Bounce rates are minimal CRO
    subliminal

    Hitting Google News with
    content that’s original

    Blogs and articles link back
    to me

    Bolster the campaign with
    some PPC

    Can’t see me other SEOs flee

    There’s only one man who runs
    the SERP

    Top tips to maintain
    relevancy

    No short cuts to achieve
    compliancy

    Traffic to money, six figures
    weekly

    … I’m the SEO PIMP

     

      

    **CHORUS** x 2

     

    Bounce with me coz I’m the
    SERPs slayer

    Raise yo hands if you’z an
    SEO player

    Keep your game tight, mo
    traffic mo money

    But you can run into trouble
    if you start to act funny

    Keyword stuffing, server
    cloaking, gateway pages, link farms

    Can get you black listed, so
    sound zone alarms

    I use my intuition to make
    essential revisions

    Based on what I envision to
    be the Google algorithm

    I make a decision which then
    creates a division

    Between my style and sites
    not under my supervision

    Don’t hate the player hate
    the game fool

    Check out the size of my SEO
    tool

    Holla at me one time, I’m all
    about cash money

    Crystal popping, never
    stopping

    Gold platinum jewels other
    generically expensive materials…  

      

    **CHORUS** x 2

     

    End 

    Your pal,

    Tory

  • http://www.webaddict.co.za Rafiq Phillips

    Thanks for the SEO PIMP Lyrics Tory :)

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