Web Apps, Design, Development & Innovation in Cape Town

With compliments: 

**CHORUS** x 2

If you want to be like me

You got to stay search
friendly

I’m rocking with the G.I.T

Coz I’m the SEO PIMP

Check out my ride I used to
be position 193

Black hat got me Google
penalty

Web developer cloaking my IP

Got the SEO paid for my
Mazaratti

Position 1 know how it’s done
no longer 401

Just 365 247 and making a
tonne

Bounce rates are minimal CRO
subliminal

Hitting Google News with
content that’s original

Blogs and articles link back
to me

Bolster the campaign with
some PPC

Can’t see me other SEOs flee

There’s only one man who runs
the SERP

Top tips to maintain
relevancy

No short cuts to achieve
compliancy

Traffic to money, six figures
weekly

… I’m the SEO PIMP

**CHORUS** x 2

Bounce with me coz I’m the
SERPs slayer

Raise yo hands if you’z an
SEO player

Keep your game tight, mo
traffic mo money

But you can run into trouble
if you start to act funny

Keyword stuffing, server
cloaking, gateway pages, link farms

Can get you black listed, so
sound zone alarms

I use my intuition to make
essential revisions

Based on what I envision to
be the Google algorithm

I make a decision which then
creates a division

Between my style and sites
not under my supervision

Don’t hate the player hate
the game fool

Check out the size of my SEO
tool

Holla at me one time, I’m all
about cash money

Crystal popping, never
stopping

Gold platinum jewels other
generically expensive materials…  

**CHORUS** x 2

End 

Your pal,

Tory