PodCamp Cape Town – Blog Superstar a Cypress Hill Mash-up

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Most people dont see how much work is really involved in this blog stuff
I didnt know it
I didnt see it
I never saw it until I was actually in it
You really gotta be in it
To understand what its like
But you always gotta
People always gotta read your posts
You always gotta publish on that feed
You know what Im sayin
No matter what u just been through

So you wanna be a blog superstar on muti…
create many accounts
5 votes
thats so wrong fo’
Comin up in the SERPs
Dont trust nobody
Gotta look at Analytics constantly

I remember the days when I was a young kid growin up
Dialing up in CallMore time, phone bill blowing up
To blog crowds make shoemoney
Chill wit the douchebags
Post comments and write on whatever people want from me
Shits funny
How impossible cream manifest in the games that be comin with it
Never the less you gotta list on Amatomu
But you dont know about the blood sweat and tears and losin some of your links
And losin some of your self
Posts are past gone by
Hopefully you dont manifest for the wrong term
Egomaniac in the brainiac
Dont know how to act
Shits deep
48 comments
27Dinner gangsta mack
Sign a deal, start-ups wanna make a mill
But never will
Till he crosses over still
Feelin no hate
But fantasies come wit these
Just to sacrifice the taste of makin cheese
You wanna be a blog superstar with [dot] biz
And take tshirts from people who dont know what RSS is
I wish it was all fun and games
But the price of fame is high
And some cant pay to play
Trapped in what you posting about
Tell me what happened when you lost clout
The route you took started collapsing
No pings
No feeds
No comments
No shmaaks
No PageRank
And everyone shits on your name

(chorus)
So you wanna be a blog superstar? technorati
Subscribers large
On blogrolls
of 5 splogs
The hosting charged
Comin up in the world dont trust nobody
Gotta look over your statistics constantly
To be a blog superstar
consulting large
a big corp.
5 cars
Hosting charged
Comin up in the world dont trust nobody
look at whats hot on muti constantly

When you sign onto Facebook
You dont know you sign your life over
And Bolton/McClaren dont care about you
Cuz the minute you fall off
Theyll find another net-site
And they’ll find another Maher-n-Buckland
And theyll find another meme
So you need to just keep
Stack your posts up
Do what you gotta do while your hot
And mafuckin get out the game
Stick to the newspaper game
And old media is even worse
Because if someone jerks you
You can go to the …
But in this game if someone jerks you
You gotta be humble

(eminem speaking)
No matter what you just been through
Creative Commons, not copyright.
You gotta approach people
You gotta be on the up and up
And everything gotta be all good
When you read someone, trackback to em
You know what Im sayin give em a link
Or whatever it is
But you always gotta act like it aint shit

(chorus)

(b-real)
My own dad dont know me
Sittin up in my room, online, lonley
But I thank God Im wit my tweets
But sometimes I wish I was back home
But only no Flickr Photos or Zoopy videos
Cuz they show me no Skyrove
The phony gotta self-submit muti
So the Thought Leader gets pushed by M&G
Im in the middle like Mr Duarte.
And the press say that
My own people disowned me
And the best way back
Is to keep your head straight
Never inflate the cranium
Your crew worried about their Digital Freedom
Who just wanna cling on swing on
And so on and go on and fall off
The buzz fall off
To the next blog superstar
Wit no shame give him a year
And theyll be right out the game
The same as the last one
Who came before him
Gained fame
Started gettin ignored
I warned him
Assured him
This aint easy take it from weezy
Sleezy people wanna be cheesey
They talkin evil

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