Well, Rex the lion has agreed to do his first human interview with …. Your Web AddiCT(s);
Thank you Rex 🙂
I have a very busy schedule this week, what with hordes of lionesses
now tracking me down to get in on my fame and fortune, so I shall be
able to fit you in sometime towards the middle of next week and can
commit to you that this will be my first formal interview with a
human. It is rather amusing that although I have been photographed by
humans, and tasted one or two along the way, I have not to date been
interviewed by one. So this shall certainly be an interesting
exercise. Please do not ask me any personal or disrepectful questions.
Remember my place in the circle of life – I am the ruler of all I
survey, and if I do not approve of any of your questions I shall not
be impressed. I would therefore kindly advise you to keep them
colloquial, professional and flattering to me and my endeavours.
With the kindest of regards
Rex T. Lion